The Greatest Trick

To celebrate the release of the brilliant Coraline (go and see it), here are ten films aimed at a children’s and/or family audience that have well and truly pushed the envelope in terms of how dark, scary, upsetting or disturbing they are. Regular readers of my reviews know I am not one for patronising children and that I firmly believe traumatic moments in films like The Wizard of Oz or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang are important for them to experience, primarily because the courageous protagonists of these films are not cowered by evil but overcome it. That is why books by Roald Dahl and the Brothers Grimm (and their cinematic counterparts) are embraced by children whilst their parents find them horrifying.

So without any further ado, here are ten other films those who enjoy Coraline may wish to consider. All films listed either have a U or PG certificate in the UK (Gremlins – a film aimed squarely at children but slapped with a 15 certificate by spoilsport censors – is therefore ineligible):

King Kong (1933 original, PG) – Arguably the greatest monster movie of all time, and probably my four year old son’s favourite film, the original Kong packs in dinosaur after dinosaur, some of whom eat the humans (even the vegetarian ones – paleontological accuracy be damned), and some of whom fight Kong. As for Kong himself, he’s not above merrily munching on people, casually throwing them off skyscrapers, and stamping them into oblivion in graphic close ups. Yet despite all this gratuitous (but hugely entertaining) violence, (SPOILER WARNING) my son cries when Kong meets his end during the iconic Empire State Building scene where he is gunned down by aeroplanes, the mechanised monsters he could not defeat. In spite of all his savagery, my son is on Kong’s side because, in his own words, “They should have left him on his island!”

The Wizard of Oz (U) – Although children are (debatably) more desensitised these days, the Wicked Witch of the West and her evil flying monkeys still have the power to scare the daylights out of children. There is something about the terrifying simplicity of green make-up and a totally one dimensional character that makes her remain one of the greatest cinematic villains of all time. Because Dorothy simply wants to go home, her plight is all the more poignant and her accidental defeat of the witch is nevertheless a vitally empowering moment.

Bambi (U) – Generations of children have been traumatised by the death of Bambi’s mother at the hands of a human hunter. It has probably caused more grief than every other film on this list combined. At the same time, I would imagine it has provided catharsis and comfort for children who have lost parents at a young age. It was exceptionally brave of Disney to include such a scene, and for this among many other reasons, it remains one of the greatest animated films of all time.

The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (U) – For the most part, this is a fun romp with Harryhausen’s brilliant special effects bringing to life a myriad of exciting monsters. However, the Cyclops sequence is really quite vicious, especially when said Cyclops plucks one of Sinbad’s men, ties him to a stick and starts merrily roasting him over a slow flame.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (U) – The terrifying child catcher in this film has scared generations of kiddies, but these days it’s the parents who really find this aspect of the film unsettling. With the frenzy whipped up in the media about paedophiles and child abductions, it’s hardly surprising. The film itself is too long (especially in the first half) but it remains an entertaining watch.

The Empire Strikes Back (U) – The greatest of the Star Wars film is also the darkest of the Star Wars films. Darth Vader is at his most menacing and villainous here, especially in his torment of Han Solo and the casual killing of officers who fail him. Scenes such as Luke’s frightening vision of his own head beneath Darth Vader’s mask and his struggle with the dark side in general add the to uneasiness, all of which comes to a disturbing finale in the greatest plot twist of all time (I’m not going to spoil it here, in case you are one of the two people who haven’t seen it).

Time Bandits (PG) – Without question, the darkest, cruellest children’s film of all time. The ending – SPOILER WARNING – where Kevin’s parents ignore his warning not to touch the evil fragment and pay the ultimate price, is astonishingly harsh. Yet when you think about it, it is absolutely the right ending. Parents need to listen to their children. Again, this makes perfect sense to children, but is very uncomfortable viewing for adults.

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial (U) – From Christ allegories to the traumatic way divorce affects children, ET provides a treasure trove of narrative analysis. However, for the purposes of this article I shall refer to one scene only: the death of ET. When he expires and the scientists try to resuscitate him, Elliot yells “You’re killing him!” The psychology of this scene is brilliant. Even though the scientists are trying to save him, to the children the adults are intruding in their world and are actually making things worse. What follows is one of the most upsetting sequences in a children’s film in the history of cinema, second only to the death of Bambi’s mother.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (PG) – Temple of Doom is the darkest and meanest (not to mention the least good) of the Indiana Jones films even in it’s severely cut UK version. Yet ironically, in its own way it is also the most kiddie-friendly in the series, since Indy’s sidekick Short Round is a child who then goes on to free a bunch of kids trapped by the Thuggee villains. Indy has none of the darker obsessive qualities that made him such a fascinating and flawed character in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Instead, in Temple of Doom he is a straightforward hero who helps the children defeat the forces of evil. This is perhaps why the film did not bother me in the slightest as a child, but as an adult I find it horrifying (eyeball soup, human sacrifice, and so on). When an even more severely cut version appeared on Christmas Day one year, the BBC attracted several complaints, and a cartoon appeared in the Radio Times showing children watching the film whilst parents cowered behind the sofa. The caption read: “It’s terrifying for the children!”

A Series of Unfortunate Events (PG) – The most underrated children’s film of the last ten years, this is a darkly comic masterpiece designed as a fable to help children overcome the death of a loved one. The very first scene, where the children are told their parents have been killed, is brilliantly handled so the gravity of what has happened is not ignored, but at no point does it descend into mawkishness or sentimentality. Throughout all the unfortunate events (and they are many and cruel) the indomitable optimism and resourcefulness of the children shines through.

Drat! I’ve left out The Goonies…

Simon Dillon, May 2009.